Just because I haven't assembled a playlist lately doesn't mean I have been avoiding noteworthy music; I just haven't been able to compile something 100% useful. Yes, I took most of December and January off, but now BP is back with some "quick hits" on some recently-acquired albums. Feel free to explore these on your own -- at your own risk, in some cases.
ORIANTHI - Believe
Released: October 26, 2009
Label: Geffen Records
ASIN: B002NPUCP8
Echoing Wikipedia here in that Orianthi is probably best known for being Michael Jackson's guitarist on the This Is It tour, and Micah in the question, "Where do you go from there?", Orianthi answers by releasing her own album, Believe. But do we really "believe?"
No one in their right mind would question her talent on the guitar but, unfortunately for her, Believe is not merely an instrumental album. The track Highly Strung hints at an instrumental leaning, but the rest of the songs should appeal to a more "pop" crowd. Unfortunately, again, I don't feel the album is a mixture of Orianthi's guitar talents and Pop sound. I can't really decide what it is, to be honest, but I know what it's trying to be, and I don't think it's particularly good enough to stand out.
I imagine producing this album was difficult, since instrumental guitar appeals to a much smaller demographic than bubblegum pop, but the two genres mix about as well as chocolate sauce and burritos. Far from a molé dish, though, Believe hides in the safe zone of pop and fails to really declare its own identity. Hopefully it does somewhat well, because I want to hear more from this obviously-far-beyond-talented musician.
HEIDI MONTAG - Superficial
Released: January 11, 2010
Label: Pratt Productions
ASIN: B00334Y1IW
Yes, I went there. We here at BP like to take risks and enter musical territory better left alone by the average listener. To that end, I took on the task to consume the entirety of Heidi's overproduced cinderblock of noise, Superficial. As if the title wasn't telling enough, the recent controversy over her latest round of plastic surgeries further exposes Heidi to more criticism of her character than her comment about being a modern Mother Teresa.
But, since we must set aside a person's character and behavior and just focus on the music here at BP, on to the actual review of the album itself.
Despite all the decrying of "autotune" on Amazon and elsewhere, I don't think all of the computer programming in the world could save this album from negativity. It's more than obvious what the album is trying to be -- a collection of Dance Floor hits that underdressed girls can "get down" to. With that in mind, perhaps my criticisms will hold less weight.
The dance beats on the album are probably the only mark of success. Sadly, this excludes Heidi herself from the equation, since any good-looking female could have fronted such an album. Her lyrics are bad, just patently bad, like "ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha" as a lyric bad. Add to that that you can barely hear her throaty renditions throughout, and you begin to wonder why she bothered to sing on the tracks at all.
Label: POLYDOR UK
ASIN: B002USCGOS
ASIN: B002USCGOS
Labeled an "alternative dance" band, Delphic brings us a number of airy and trance-like tracks. There isn't a whole lot to say about it, except that I much prefer a group like Pendulum to this style, but in no way should that reflect badly on Delphic. It's decent music, decent sound, decent singing, but it doesn't really blow me away. Perhaps with a little more time, it'll grow on me.
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That's all for now. Check back soon for more quick hits on Eels, Lady Antebellum, Matt and Kim, and You Me At Six.



























